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H1N1 confirmed. So how?

H1N1 Confirm Case

Wah, it’s like lottery. Now H1N1 finally got 1 victim in Malaysia. What to do? Go buy number lah. That’s what you’re supposed to do. Ok, ok. Give you tips.

H1N1.

“H” looks like 4

“N” looks like 2 if you rotate it.

So, it’s “4121″. Remember to share share with me if you win, ok?

Crime goes up while police is busy …

Crime goes up

Hmm. I’m worried about the crime rates these days. Snatch thieves took more than just money and valuables. They even took life of another person (and unborn babies). Robbery in broad daylight. Car thieves rampaging. So where is the police?

Of course, I’ll expect them to say “not enough resources” but I see headlines like “taking opposition parties into custody”, “deny lawyer from representing detainee”, and other unfavorable headlines, I’ll start to question “where is justice for the people?”.

Police is supposed to be neutral entity and yet I was given the impression otherwise while more crimes are being committed that really hurts the people. People can have the choice to replace politicians but not criminals. So please focus on crimes & criminals, not politicians. Can?

See? Top Student Rejected. No need to study hard, ok?

Scholarship rejected

After reading online (PSD scholarship review and Top scorers discover again PSD scholarships are not guaranteed), I was wondering “Why study so hard for?” because the current system doesn’t take in fantastic results into account as criteria for scholarship and therefore future generation shouldn’t be bothered with results.

So relax la. Go lepak in shopping complex. Go spend more time in cyber cafe. When you do join the work force, take fifteen minute (or longer) break to read the newspaper while working. No problem because current system encourage us to do so. Why bother with results?

Don’t like ah? Go find your own solution la. Remember, current criteria don’t like top scorers. I tell you what. Go check with Singapore. Most likely they will consider your application. So, don’t say I didn’t give advice ok?

Oh, don’t bother waiting for things to change even if you have raised your grouses to that party. Most likely, the other party will retain status quo.

Huh? Still not satisfied? Still want change? Wah, so demanding ah? Ok, ok. I’ll give another advice. Take a page from Obama. Election time, make sure change comes. Tell your brother, your sister, your lover, your neighbor, your colleagues, your pimp, or whoever to vote for change. Not small change or it becomes like Perak mess. Go for big big change. Think big.

Boleh?

Dunno what those Ah Lians are thinking these days

Key Holder, Pepper Spray or Brinjal?

Dunno what those Ah Lians are thinking these days

Dunno what those Ah Lians are thinking these days (click above for bigger pic)

This reminds me to stay off from cucumber and brinjal for the next few weeks. Yucks!! Now what veg should I take instead?